December 2011
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November 2011
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Nov 18th
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Funny Resume
worklols:  HIRED!
Nov 8th
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Nov 7th
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Nov 7th
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Mental Age Test →
timewasternerd: theawkwardsituati0n: inoperawetrust: blackbunty: mightymarlz: macpye: rockinjanelle: breakfastatthetardis: 34, wow. 37. Holy shit, what? Mine’s 40. Unsurprisingly. I’m 34! That’s a gd 10 yrs older. 49… only 35 years older… 37. 19 years older O-oh… 48… okay… 31 years older… nbd… 39, just 20 years alder. not that bad.  44… 22 years older. Not bad...
Nov 4th
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Nov 3rd
Nov 3rd
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WHA?!
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Nov 3rd
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Something went wrong?
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Nov 3rd
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October 2011
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Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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whydidyoubuymethat: I am now the proud owner of this: the ugliest pocketbook on the face of the Earth. It was my 25th birthday present from my boyfriend’s mother. She must hate me more than I originally thought. I can’t even regift this! -Katherine  Anyone else think of… Predator??? xD
Oct 17th
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whydidyoubuymethat: My mom bought me these exact earrings for my 21st birthday. I think they are made out of Barbie hands. Who the hell would wear these creepy things??! Certainly not me. Worst gift EVER!!! -Samantha
Oct 17th
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Bad News
wrongnumbertexts: -Lisa
Oct 17th
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Love, Mom
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Oct 17th
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Oct 6th
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September 2011
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Sep 13th
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timewasternerd: When I’m trying to stay awake: When I’m supposed to be asleep:
Sep 10th
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Sep 6th
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Sep 6th
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'Ay' significa exclamación. 'Ahí' lugar. 'Hay' es...
timewasternerd:  ESO!!! Putos u.u
Sep 2nd
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clientsfromhell: Client: “We want the mascot more asexual.” Me: “More asexual? It’s a girl.” Client: “I know, but more asexual. Remove the pigtails. Fill out the middle area a bit.” Me: “So you want a boy?” Client: “Well, in a sense, yes” Me: “Ok…”  Kill ‘em all!!!! D:
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